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別名：Bedside Mazurka/Mazurka pa sengekanten/丹麥情色電影精選 一個(gè)男孩的寄宿學(xué)校里來了個(gè)接職的女校長。原本學(xué)生對性和婚姻認(rèn)知上的的困惑就是整個(gè)學(xué)校面臨的最大問題，于是校董們決定要改變學(xué)生的性朦朧現(xiàn)狀。馬克斯被選中來負(fù)責(zé)解決這個(gè)問題。然而，馬克斯在這方面也是憨男一個(gè)，因此他決定從了解女性開始，但一直不得要領(lǐng)。直到有一天他為了了解性器材逛色情商業(yè)街時(shí)，偶遇校董的千金，他的運(yùn)氣開始了逆轉(zhuǎn)...... 　　

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別名：Bedside Mazurka/Mazurka pa sengekanten/丹麥情色電影精選 一個(gè)男孩的寄宿學(xué)校里來了個(gè)接職的女校長。原本學(xué)生對性和婚姻認(rèn)知上的的困惑就是整個(gè)學(xué)校面臨的最大問題，于是校董們決定要改變學(xué)生的性朦朧現(xiàn)狀。馬克斯被選中來負(fù)責(zé)解決這個(gè)問題。然而，馬克斯在這方面也是憨男一個(gè)，因此他決定從了解女性開始，但一直不得要領(lǐng)。直到有一天他為了了解性器材逛色情商業(yè)街時(shí)，偶遇校董的千金，他的運(yùn)氣開始了逆轉(zhuǎn)...... 　　

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