素女經(jīng)之挑情寶鑒 素女經(jīng)之挑情寶鑑 (1992)
相傳素女是皇帝宮中音樂(lè)家的女兒,她吸取了數(shù)個(gè)童男的精氣,學(xué)成了長(zhǎng)生不老之術(shù),登臨仙境!中國(guó)醫(yī)學(xué)之祖黃帝軒轅氏,搜集了一切有關(guān)素女吸取童貞的珍貴資料,再經(jīng)過(guò)一番精研,終於著成了一本奇書(shū)《素女經(jīng)》。一但可以用性事治病、增進(jìn)健康、更可以用行房時(shí)姿式,練成絕世武功。消息傳出之後,有邪教淫魔、厲昆知道了菰本的素女經(jīng),被關(guān)裡隱士收藏遂不惜切,務(wù)必把素女經(jīng)搶奪回來(lái),據(jù)為己有!
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