女老師

　　瑪拉（裴淳華 Rosamund Pike 飾）經(jīng)營著一家監(jiān)護(hù)人公司，她專門尋找身體情況欠佳同時(shí)又無依無靠的老年人下手，通過并不是那么合法的手段令自己成為他們的法定監(jiān)護(hù)人，將他們送進(jìn)療養(yǎng)院，之后便可接手和變賣他們的財(cái)產(chǎn)和房產(chǎn)，再將所得據(jù)為己有。　　某日，瑪拉將下一個(gè)“吞噬”的目標(biāo)放在了一位名叫珍妮弗（黛安娜·維斯特 Dianne Wiest 飾）的老太太身上，經(jīng)調(diào)查，珍妮弗沒有任何的親人，同時(shí)又擁有著價(jià)值不菲的遺產(chǎn)，簡直就是他們的最佳“肥羊”。在一番操作之后，珍妮弗被沒收手機(jī)關(guān)進(jìn)了療養(yǎng)院，但此時(shí)的瑪拉和她的戀人兼合伙人弗蘭（艾莎·岡薩雷斯 Eiza González 飾）并不知道的是，她們?nèi)巧狭艘粋€(gè)不該惹，也不能惹的人。

Ay?e, Ali, Mehmet and Zeynep are middle-class millennials struggling to make ends meet in Istanbul. Either still living with their parents or hardly getting by without help from their families, they are all beset by similar woes: money crunch, joblessness, social isolation. In view of the world’s horrors that Zeynep enumerates in her diary entries, these are minor problems, ‘slight disasters’, but they are all-consuming, at least to the extent of making them cry in the still of the night. 　　However, Umut Subasi’s first feature, Almost Entirely a Slight Disaster, is not a melodrama. With an appealingly light touch, it diagnoses the malaise of a generation that has run up against a dead end, one whose future prospects are indistinguishable from a game of chance. This is a world where astrology, the lottery and online personality tests compete with visa and job applications as life-shaping elements. 　　Fittingly, the film is structured around chance and coincidence, with its handful of characters encountering each other in every permutation, as though there were no world outside this small social bubble. With self-aware, frontal framing that pins characters to their surroundings and a counterintuitive musical score that turns pathos into humour, Subasi offers a social-media movie without social media, one whose characters are united in their double lives and frustrated desires. 　　源自：https://iffr.com/en/iffr/2023/films/almost-entirely-a-slight-disaster

故事發(fā)生在20世紀(jì)90年代，講述了本已打算金盆洗手的摸金三人組胡八一（張涵予飾）、王凱旋（姜武飾）、Shirley楊（盧靖姍飾）在大金牙的勸說下又操起老本行，但原本以為只是簡單任務(wù)的他們卻因意外身陷危機(jī)，不得不重新踏上兇險(xiǎn)萬分的地下之旅。

　　星際聯(lián)盟收到探索飛船發(fā)出的求救信號后立刻派遣星際精英特種小組前去營救，由于機(jī)器故障飛船迫降到那個(gè)荒蕪且怪異的星球上。不久后，船員在星球上發(fā)現(xiàn)了那艘廢棄的飛船，但里面的飛行員都莫名其妙的死去，為了防止尸體異變，他們決定把尸體全部銷毀。隨后船員們發(fā)現(xiàn)了金字塔般的巨大建筑物，然而噩夢從此開始，他們釋放了金字塔中所有的嗜血星際怪獸，星球瞬間被恐怖包圍，喪尸怪獸一并向人們襲來，他們該如何挽救自己…… （此片精彩的沒話說，星球大戰(zhàn)般的場景加異型的特效以及著名的cult片演員們齊聚在一塊所產(chǎn)生的名詞是什么？那就是經(jīng)典~！ 這部B級片的經(jīng)典程度已經(jīng)影響到未來科幻恐怖電影的發(fā)展前途，像黑洞表面之類的電影就是對其進(jìn)行無恥的抄襲。影片甚至影響了*本成人動(dòng)漫的一個(gè)類型，那就是觸手系漫畫~片中有經(jīng)典的蠕蟲強(qiáng)*金發(fā)奶霸的震撼鏡頭，這就是八十年代恐怖片的魅力……）