風(fēng)月寶鑒之家花自有香

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未央生帶賽崑崙返家詎料二人甫踏進門檻,即為人所擒 !本來在未央生離家不久,其對頭權(quán)厚道即率眾上門, 佔據(jù)其家鄉(xiāng),并大舉y-辱其妻妾,以報昔年妻室遭未央 生勾搭之恨!未央生被權(quán)厚道綁在柱上,眼巴巴看著權(quán) 厚道怎么將其妻妾逐個姦y-。未央生熱情不己,而他尋 尋不獲的「親生弟弟」,不知何時卻轉(zhuǎn)駁到權(quán)某身上! 權(quán)厚道對未央生府中一切稍有姿色的女眷絕不放過,但 他仍不解恨,更指示一眾山「基」?jié)h火熱「招待」未央 生!未央生慘遭此一劫難,身心受創(chuàng),其下神物竟然一 蹶不振!另方面,賽菎侖亦不好過,他被權(quán)厚道視為未 央生的同路人,遭軟禁在小樓中,日夕被高頭大馬的山 西婆娘抽打性虐-不斷呵索,簡直不能不道,若不勝言 。 一夜,賽崑崙巧施妙計逃出,往尋其舊相好「艷羅剎」 挽救。艷羅剎乘機要脅賽崑崙,要他終身為何性伴,這 才容許出手,賽崑崙久在難中,猶如「死過翻生」,幾 乎已不辨肉味,如今重見美貌的艷羅剎,當即康復(fù)了   

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未央生帶賽崑崙返家詎料二人甫踏進門檻,即為人所擒 !本來在未央生離家不久,其對頭權(quán)厚道即率眾上門, 佔據(jù)其家鄉(xiāng),并大舉y-辱其妻妾,以報昔年妻室遭未央 生勾搭之恨!未央生被權(quán)厚道綁在柱上,眼巴巴看著權(quán) 厚道怎么將其妻妾逐個姦y-。未央生熱情不己,而他尋 尋不獲的「親生弟弟」,不知何時卻轉(zhuǎn)駁到權(quán)某身上! 權(quán)厚道對未央生府中一切稍有姿色的女眷絕不放過,但 他仍不解恨,更指示一眾山「基」?jié)h火熱「招待」未央 生!未央生慘遭此一劫難,身心受創(chuàng),其下神物竟然一 蹶不振!另方面,賽菎侖亦不好過,他被權(quán)厚道視為未 央生的同路人,遭軟禁在小樓中,日夕被高頭大馬的山 西婆娘抽打性虐-不斷呵索,簡直不能不道,若不勝言 。 一夜,賽崑崙巧施妙計逃出,往尋其舊相好「艷羅剎」 挽救。艷羅剎乘機要脅賽崑崙,要他終身為何性伴,這 才容許出手,賽崑崙久在難中,猶如「死過翻生」,幾 乎已不辨肉味,如今重見美貌的艷羅剎,當即康復(fù)了   

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